My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.
OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!
I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!
You’re a husky, Harry
why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?
look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
#long answer: fuck no
I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink.
And it would still get stuck in my hair…
now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???
JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?
Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.
The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe
Fuck weaponising femininity
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”