stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

cheshiregrins:

i love cats

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

[x]

This needs more notes

whitebeltwriter:

leslieknope-s:

[x]

This needs more notes

surprisebitch:

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j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

zombiegrapes:

widdershinsgirl:

OMG PRESH LIGHTNING BOLT HEADED PUPPY!!!

I NAME YOU HARRY PUPPER!!!

You’re a husky, Harry

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

treehouseofhorrors:

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

1000% accurate.

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

trifleofthemind:

teen-worf:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

#long answer: fuck no

delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.


The need I have for these is so great I can’t breatheFuck weaponising femininityUTILISE femininity

delicately-interconnected:

woodelf68:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

Looks like it would hold an incense stick nicely as well.

The need I have for these is so great I can’t breathe

Fuck weaponising femininity

UTILISE femininity

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up

awwww-cute:

Synchronized waking up