plasmalogical:

there’s no part of this i don’t love

Ayy necklace by lucidskins on etsy

Ayy necklace by lucidskins on etsy

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

blackumi:


What in fucks name is this flying water

blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

ravenhairrubylips:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

vardaesque:

digigender:

thechandelurequeen:

batcows:

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

bless u

omg

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

I love when girls get together to solve problems

loregasmic:

you’re not in the friend zone because you’re too nice, you’re in the friend zone because they’re too nice.

instead of just telling you that you’re an ugly fuck, they went through the trouble of creating some sort of pocket dimension that doesn’t exist to spare your bloated ego even though you most likely don’t deserve that since you’re selfishly trying to get your dick wet under the guise of friendship and kindness anyway.

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

breakfastburritoe:

depressed-0bsessed:

breakfastburritoe:

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

One time, this guy I was seeing was like: “you spend too much time on the internet. I can’t be with you if you spend more time online than with me.” I laughed and that’s the story of how I chose tumblr over a guy.

Supernatural: what the fuck
Merlin: why the fuck
Sherlock: how the fuck
Doctor who: when the fuck
Castle: make them fuck
Grey's Anatomy: all the fucks